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To be closer to God, be closer to people.
~Author : Kahlil Gibran Famous Quotes

I'm bilingual. I speak English and I speak educationese.
~Author : Shirley Mount Hufstedler Inspirational Sayings
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We cannot direct the wind, but we can adjust the sails.
~Author : Dolly Parton Nice Quotes

The Religion that is afraid of science dishonors God and commits suicide.
~Author : Ralph Waldo Emerson Great Sayings

The superior man is satisfied and composed; the mean man is always full of distress.
~Author : Confucius The Confucian Analects Meaningful Sayings

The vow of silence, that's the mind-blower. See, talking is what I do... i t's a real need with me, a craving, I'm like a word junkie. I never shut up. I talk to myself, I talk in my sleep. The idea of voluntarily turning off that tap, I can't imagine it It'd be like, I don't know, all the rivers in the world just slammed to a stop. No churning, no flowing, no white water, just stillness, crushing stillness. I don't think I could stand it, locked up like that in my own psyche. I'd collapse into myself, I'd implode
~Author : Andrew Schneider Wise Quotes

The work of internal government has become the task of controlling the thousands of fifth-rate men
~Author : Henry B Adams Motivational Sayings

Why shoudn't truth be stranger than fiction Fiction, after all, has to stick to the possibilities.
~Author : Mark Twain Famous Quotes

He is a great simpleton who imagines that the chief power of wealth is to supply wants. In ninety-nine cases out of a hundred it creates more wants than it supplies.
~Author : W Wirt Inspirational Sayings